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Jojordan12
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 |  Subject: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D  Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:41 pm | |
| Post your jokes here, no rude ones please 
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XRD-Blade™
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Age : 28
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:46 pm | |
| Up your butt is a coconut. (Say that out loud 5 times fast, get results fast!) | |
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Jojordan12
Posts : 162
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:58 pm | |
| Lol.................I dont get it xD | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| Works well in your friend's house. | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:01 pm | |
| XD IN YOUR FORUMS BEATING YOU POST COUNT Funny joke | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:04 pm | |
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Mazzyandmilk
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:07 pm | |
| What does a grape do when it cries?
Whine. (I made this myself) | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:09 pm | |
| - Mazzyandmilk wrote:
- What does a grape do when it cries?
Whine. (I made this myself) Nice. Wish I could have more made-up jokes. | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:17 pm | |
| Im better at jokes on the spot, or making fun of a situation xD | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:19 pm | |
| Same, but I forget them. I usually get some from my friends or mention something funny, then I end up forgetting about it.
Now where were we? Butt cramps? | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:20 pm | |
| Lol, i think we were talkin bout jokes :L | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| Dang it... I've always loved to joke about body parts. Now for a song...
Jungle Balls
Jungle Balls
Jungle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to li-
BILLY!
I'm on Xbox Live, Mom! I was just-
NO BILLY!
Bu-
NO!
But I haz a-
NO! | |
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Jojordan12
Posts : 162
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:28 pm | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| I guess I'll make a joke thread on, "Chronicles of Billy (Xbox Live Edition)" | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
Yeh bad I know xD | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:34 pm | |
| That was... really corny... | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:40 pm | |
| Heres another:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia, so get out my house!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
you are XRD! Now, open the door! will you..?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy!
Wendy Who?
Wendy the last time you took a bath?
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:42 pm | |
| Getting better. I hate it when people copy jokes from Annoying Orange, though. It gets, well... annoying. | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:52 pm | |
| Lol, I just copyed them off a site | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:54 pm | |
| Phailure, Jordan, phailure. | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| Stop spamming my thread and post some jokes already:
Why did the chiken cross the road?
To get to the other side | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:03 pm | |
| Of course:
Tell what this looks like: ( .Y. ) | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:06 pm | |
| A face, now tell us a good joke -_- | |
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XRD-Blade™
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:57 pm | |
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Jojordan12
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes and Riddles Thread :D Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| I see now -_- How many chickens crossed the road? 1  | |
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